Someone from Disney.com has been visiting my blog. I was going to make the usual "it's a small world after all" joke, but why bother?

So, another old joke:

Lawyer: Mr. Mouse, I'm afraid you can't divorce your wife just because you think she's mentally disturbed.
Mickey: I didn't say she was mentally disturbed. I said she was fucking Goofy.

Of course it's much funnier when it's heard, not read.