Okay, I'm totally stealing this from the NY Times site (All the News That's Fit to Print . . . and Some Truly Lousy Movie Reviews). So when I get the angry letters about violating copyright and other nasty intellectual property issues from either them or from Steve Martin, I will remove it, of course.
For now, however . . .
N.B. Discretion being the better part of cowardice, I removed the text of his article and am inserting the link instead. Sure, I'm a pussy. But I know a bunch of IP lawyers . . . they can be ruthless bastards.
I tell you, Steve Martin is a fucking genius.