Overheard (well actually, the classy folks involved were shouting drunkenly) on 23rd and 7th:
Skank (trying to get her boyfriend to join her in running for the line of some club on 23rd): Hurry up and come if you're coming.
White Trash Bf: Oh, I'm cumming alright.
Skank: Yeah, but just on my face. Or stomach.

Delightful.

Got to love those bridges and tunnels. What a fascinating cross-section of Americana they provide for our amusement and edification.