English - the language of Chaucer, Shakespeare, Blake, Benny Hill and other great minds. But it has hit its zenith in the writing of King Ginger.

I went absolutely mother fecking ape shite!
-Jules a.k.a. King Ginger

FYI, Jules is a friendly, and might I add dead sexy, redheaded rugger from the Village Spartans, the gay rugby team in Manchester. His is one of the blogs (live journal to be accurate) that I read every day. There's a picture of him, too. Go visit it.

And in case you are wondering, 'ginger' is what the English call redheads. Don't bother asking why, they just do. I think it's just to be difficult and to confuse the rest of us. Like when they say 'lift', 'pram', 'lorry', 'petrol' and other clearly made-up words.