Okay, Wayne found this Hero Machine that will create a superhero for you. I am not nearly as technically adept as he is, so if you want to see my cartoon dream-version of me (how I would like to look whenever I stride onto the rugby pitch), do the following.

1. Copy this:

Super-HeroBrickMale*Crash*
Skin:1,10,0,13,25,30,100,50,0,13,25,30,100;
Eyes:6,0,35,0,10,25,100,0,20,30,50,87,100;
Nose:7,50,0,13,25,30,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Mouth:5,0,30,0,50,80,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Eyebrows:5,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Undershirt:1,0,10,70,90,0,100,0,10,70,90,0,100;
Hair:7,0,0,0,0,75,100,0,20,0,0,0,100;
Mask:1,0,20,30,50,87,0,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Back:1,0,10,70,90,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Insignia:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Leggings:5,0,10,70,90,0,100,0,40,70,90,0,100;
Belt:4,0,40,70,90,0,100,0,10,70,90,0,100;
Overshirt:1,0,50,0,80,80,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Beard:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Helmet:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Pants:1,0,30,60,0,90,100,0,30,60,0,90,100;
Foot-left:14,0,60,0,0,100,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Foot-right:14,0,60,0,0,100,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Weapon-lft:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Weapon-rt:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Glove-lft:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Glove-rt:1,75,0,0,0,0,100,75,0,0,0,0,100;
Coat:14,0,20,0,0,0,100,0,50,0,0,0,100;
Background:3,0,40,70,90,0,100,0,0,0,0,75,100;#

2. Go to the Hero Machine.

3. Click the Load Character button (the third from the left under the Restart button).

4. Wonder why the hell you're going to all this trouble.

5. Decide to go ahead and finish since you came this far.

6. Paste the thing you copied into the appropriate space on the Load Character page.

7. Hit Load and see what I dream of looking like.