Dilemma: I really, really need coffee, but it's pouring outside. Do I get coffee and get soaked, or sit here at my desk and get nothing accomplished?

Ah, fuck it. It's just water. And deadly electrical currents zipping through the air. Caffeine always wins in the end.

When I get back, I'll tell you about my fun and exciting weekend . . . which was actually fun, though not exciting.