Freaking hating Atkins. How do people eat like this?

On the upside, I'm sure I'll be losing lots of weight since my almost constant nausea is making me not want to eat.

Downside, I feel like there is a very large rock where my intestines should be.

Upside, I've rediscovered my love of bacon.

Downside, complete and utter lack of energy. Any time I lie down I fall asleep. Which I suppose is good in some respects.

Well, anyway. If anyone would like to give me some sort of encouragement, it would be appreciated. 'Cause if this doesn't get better soon, I think I'm going to go on the Ipecac and ExLax diet. After all, it worked (more or less) for Karen Carpenter.