A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

Tonight after work (looking all business casual in my khakis, polo shirt and blue blazer), I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond to buy two things (well, four things actually . . . but three items were the same thing). I needed a package of lifts for my bed (men, add up to 5" to your bed non-surgically) and three TV trays. That's all. Bed lifts and TV trays. Made myself a list to that effect, too.

So tell me why I walked out of there with a $130 coffee grinder.

Wasn't on the list.

Yet it's in my bag.

Crap.

Well, it's pretty. And I did need a coffee grinder. And it was 20% off.

At least I got the bed lifts.