My alcohoroscope, taken from Scott by way of the other Scott. Just to show you that it is somewhat accurate, I've decide to bold the parts that really fit well. Note that I'm bolding things that are only true when I drink in a good mood. When I drink in a bad mood . . . well, it just isn't pretty.

SAGITTARIUS

Drinking Style:

Vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered,
they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside,
Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious
partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith
Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat
up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere
else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks
are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous
Sag is a brilliant booty call).

Trademark cocktails:

A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow
mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad
option, given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party
monsters that they are, they're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular
lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now,
come to think of it.

Drinking buddies:

The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu, Brad Pitt,
Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears