I just got one of my more unusual hits. Someone from the Vatican (yep, the one in Rome) googling "'fred phelps' freezer wife." Since the Holy Father is on the road, I'm pretty sure it wasn't him.

I just wonder if the Vatican googler (who I choose to believe was exiled Cardinal Bernie "Chide 'em then Hide 'em" Law), was thinking of that other self-proclaimed "Christian," Tony Alamo, who after his wife's death in 1991 kept her embalmed body and urged his followers to pray for her immediate resurrection.

Psychos do the darnedest things. Right, Bernie?