So I was reading this article in the New York Times (the only thing better than doing the crossword puzzle . . . is not doing the crossword puzzle).

Now, I know that this is a serious issue, but I ask you, could you take seriously an organization called the Association of the Living Dead? Really, I mean it.

What's next? The N-double A-LD?

I have this image of zombies in three-piece suits, lurching through the corridors of Congress to lobby their representatives. And if someone turns them down, they'll eat his brains.