I didn't run into FB, so I'm not cooling my heels in Rikers today.

Party was fun. HoseA seemed to have a good time, even while being molested by a stripper. The stripper in question was entertaining. Acrobatic. Inventive. All in all rather amusing.

Best parts of the routine . . . at one point he was humping a bent over HoseA while holding up one of our coaches (the female one) whose legs were wrapped around his face.

You know, in trying to describe it, I realized you really had to be there.

He also did this amusing thing where he had the Moppet sit in a chair which he then proceded to flip upside down so that Moppet's face was in his crotch and his was in Moppet's.

Again, you had to be there.

A lot of the team was there and a good time was had by all. Just the antidote to the date from hell.

Alcohol tally (a la WeHo Mark): 2 Cranberry Vodkas