A fellow at lunch today was mentioning how much trouble he's had recently with Verizon. I did too when I moved (they said I could take my old phone number with me. Then my old number got turned off, they assigned me a new one and didn't bother to tell me for two days).

Then it was pointed out to me that their spokesman is James Earl Jones.

Darth Vader works for Verizon.

Explains a lot, nu?