At the request of the God of Biscuits (and really, who can say no to a god?), I am posting my own little haiku response to his Haikuesday entry for this week. First, go read his.

Here is my response:

Poor chupacabras!
Ann Coulter is giving them
a really bad name

"Sure, we may suck goats,"
they say, "but at least we don't
vote Republican."