Things I learned last night:

1) MAK is a fun drunk.
2) MAK is a cheap drunk.
3) MAK's mom is a sweetheart and remarkably tolerant of drunken highjinks.
4) MAK spills all sorts of spicy secrets when he's drunk.
5) I talk about sex . . . a lot . . . when I'm drunk.
6) Um, lots of stuff I'm not going to blog about for fear of retribution.
7) Friends don't let friends use their cellphones drunk.

The point is, I had a fantastic time last night. It seems I needed a night out to blow off a little steam.