Plan: one or two drinks in a couple of hours.
Reality: four or five drinks in a couple of hours.

Drunk.

But it was fun. Got MAK to spill some Faustus dish. Got to talk to MAK's mom. Got to hang with MAK's friends. All in all, great damn evening.

So without further ado:

Hot Drunken Quote of the Day
(to MAK, who just bought some Ben and Jerry's)
Deli guy: Do you want a spoon?
MAK (drunkity, drunk, drunk, drunk): No thanks, I'm just going to take it home and lick it with my tongue.