I just got an e-mail offering me a chance to purchase a "My Twinn Doll." This doll is manufactured to look like "that special child in your life."

Insert Michael Jackson joke here.

Anyway, with all due respect to what I'm sure is a wonderful product, am I the only one who would have been massively creeped out getting one of these? I would have lain awake nights worried that as soon as I dozed off, the doll would come to life, grow to human size, take my place and turn me into a doll.

Surely I'm not the only one who would have thought that.