Would somebody just cut my goddamn foot off?

Well, it's getting a little better, doesn't feel like I'm stepping into a meat grinder when I put weight on it. Still swollen, though. Can barely get it in my sneaker. I have to go to work tomorrow or I'll go crazy from sitting around the house all day (I took yesterday and today off and have been sitting in bed popping Tylenol). Problem is, I don't think my foot will fit into any of my dress shoes.