Also taken from her.

1. What is the “theme” on your calendar this year?
Naked French rugby players. Mmmm . . . Dieux Du Stade.

2. Do you read the newspaper every day?
Not the print versions. Just the online ones.

3. What kind of shoes are you wearing right now?
Johnston & Murphy oxfords. Size 11.5.

4. What magazines do you subscribe to?
Better Homes & Gardens, Out, Blues Revue, Writer's Digest, Lambda Literary Review, Time Out New York, and . . . um, Freshmen.

5. What is your favorite condiment?
Mustard . . . neon yellow French's.

6. What was the first occupation you remember wanting to have?
A professor. Actually, the Professor (from Gilligan's Island).

7. Are you a green thumb?
Yep. I love plants and they love me. Just goes to show what a $100,000 degree in Botany will do for you.

8. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little?
Yes.

9. Do you floss regularly?
Floss? What's that again?

10. If you could still hang posters of celebrities on your walls and get away with it like when you were 12, who would be on your walls right now?
Daniel Cudmore and Orlando Bloom, preferably in the same poster. And shirtless.

11. Do you keep shoe boxes or throw them away?
Keep 'em, use 'em.

12. Would you be embarassed if someone looked under your bed?
Dear God, yes.

13. If you could be one character in book, who would you be?
Mr. Darcy. Though I often feel like him anyway.

14. What do you sleep in?
Would it be tacky to offer to show you?

15. What is your favourite word?
Cool.