I, for one, do not believe for an instant that McCain was humping Vicki Iseman. Ethics violations? Probably. But humping, no.
Republican men, when they cheat on their wives, tend to sleep with:
1) Women who are way hotter than their current wives (Newt Gingrich divorce number one); or
2) Women who are much younger than their current wives (Newt Gingrich divorce number two); or
3) Male hustlers (ex. . . well, it would take too long to name all of them, so let's just stick with Larry Craig and Ted Haggard).
Vicki Iseman looks just like McCain's current wife. She's only about a decade younger than her. And she doesn't have a dick.
Ergo, McCain is being falsely accused.
Besides, does anyone actually believe that John McCain has had an erection in the last decade? Come on, he's nearly 100 years old.
What does "science" mean?
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