Last night I saw 'Avenue Q' . . . fucking fantastic. If you live in New York and haven't seen it, then you must run out now and buy tickets.

Some other cool news, the team just found out that our celebrity hosts at our bachelor auction will be Flotilla Debarge and Alan Cumming. I was disappointed that Graham Norton wasn't going to be able to do it, but Alan Cumming is pretty damn cool.

Just a reminder, the Bachelor Auction is Sunday, April 25th from 1 p.m. - whenever at Splash. It's perfect for those of you on the Atkins diet; there is nothing on the menu but beef and chicken. Mostly beef.

Okay, that joke sounded better in my head, but I'm tired and stressed and sick, so give me a break.