The bad thing about going to bed around 8 p.m. while drunk is the part where you wake up around 1 a.m. completely sober and not in the least bit tired.

Crap.

Instead of staring at the ceiling like I normally do, I decided to read. Sure enough, two short stories later, I was tired again. Managed to get a full night's sleep.

Not that any of this is really of interest.