Stole this from Dewayne. It is from one of those sniglet-esque lists that circulate via e-mail every, oh, 9 or 10 seconds. I hadn't heard this one before, so I thought I'd post it. Especially since it reminds me of a couple of my friends (yeah, I mean you).

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.