Stole this from WeHo Mark's site. Posting it because I think it's damn clever (and I love haikus).

A "Matrix" haiku:

hailstorm of casings
doesn't anybody smile?
I must have his coat

Now, I didn't much care for the movie (plot holes you could drive a truck through) and I have no desire to see Matrix Reloaded, but if you're into that sort of film, you should check out the much better eXistenZ. This David Cronenberg film has that same "what is reality?" vibe, but does it so much better. And let's face it, Jude Law is a much better leading man because . . . well, he can act.

But I do agree with Mark's observation . . . cool coat.