Okay, this is to one of my readers (he knows who he is), the rest of you . . . move along.

I . . . um . . . I just saw the . . . um . . . pictures of . . . you-know-who . . . and . . .

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

Now, I'd probably take a life for a night with that.

Though, there is something not quite right about it. Are we sure this isn't fake? Clearly the first picture is him and it was taken at the event. But the second picture . . . are we sure? And bi? Three-way? The fuck is up with that?