Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Finally

A horoscope that knows me (from The Onion):

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
After swearing lifelong fellatio to the Marine Corps of the United States of America, you'll be introduced to a red-faced young recruiter who mistakenly believes you don't know what the word means.

3 comments:

Jess said...

Yeah, that sounds like your horoscope!

On the other hand, they seem to be in an oral sex-related mood this week. One of their headlines was, "U.S. Blowjobless Rate At
All-Time High".

palochi said...

Considering how the skyrocketing price of oil might have a serious impact on the handjobless rate, you'd think the blowjobless rate (as an alternative to oil-based lubes) would drop.

Ba dum dum.

Oh, and... hot horoscope. And you're not even a Scorpio. Can I watch? :-)

jon said...

sex horoscope info is so cheesy but we were looking at it anyway...why i dont know. I guess it is fun to play around online. Anyway, I saw your sex horoscope posts and though it was cool...Alright, well...have a great night, I am back to sex horoscope surfing LOL : )

Jon