A horoscope that knows me (from The Onion):
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
After swearing lifelong fellatio to the Marine Corps of the United States of America, you'll be introduced to a red-faced young recruiter who mistakenly believes you don't know what the word means.
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11 hours ago
2 comments:
Yeah, that sounds like your horoscope!
On the other hand, they seem to be in an oral sex-related mood this week. One of their headlines was, "U.S. Blowjobless Rate At
All-Time High".
Considering how the skyrocketing price of oil might have a serious impact on the handjobless rate, you'd think the blowjobless rate (as an alternative to oil-based lubes) would drop.
Ba dum dum.
Oh, and... hot horoscope. And you're not even a Scorpio. Can I watch? :-)
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