Wednesday, August 24, 2005


A horoscope that knows me (from The Onion):

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
After swearing lifelong fellatio to the Marine Corps of the United States of America, you'll be introduced to a red-faced young recruiter who mistakenly believes you don't know what the word means.


Jess said...

Yeah, that sounds like your horoscope!

On the other hand, they seem to be in an oral sex-related mood this week. One of their headlines was, "U.S. Blowjobless Rate At
All-Time High".

palochi said...

Considering how the skyrocketing price of oil might have a serious impact on the handjobless rate, you'd think the blowjobless rate (as an alternative to oil-based lubes) would drop.

Ba dum dum.

Oh, and... hot horoscope. And you're not even a Scorpio. Can I watch? :-)

jon said...

sex horoscope info is so cheesy but we were looking at it anyway...why i dont know. I guess it is fun to play around online. Anyway, I saw your sex horoscope posts and though it was cool...Alright, well...have a great night, I am back to sex horoscope surfing LOL : )