Friday, August 12, 2005

Ain't NYC grand?

The other night there was a breeder couple sitting across from me. Chatting. The female was sitting with her legs across the male's lap. They were chatting about something . . . who knows what. I can't even remember if they were speaking English. What was distracting me? The fact that during the ride, the female was grooming the male like a chimpanzee. And by grooming, I mean methodically popping the zits on the side of his face, taking occasional breaks to check her black shirt for stray puss or whatever.

WTF?

There are times when I really, really hate this city.

17 comments:

Jess said...

Gross!!!

Yet another reason why those perverts need to be controlled!

SLP said...

Yet another reason to beware of "those" people.

Wilde said...

Sounds like Whitney and Bobby

Lee said...

Check the local zoos for missing chimps. With the heat the way it is back there, the monkeys may have taken up full-body shaving and went for a stroll.

Sherry said...

ewww eewww eeewwww!

Chris said...

Bleaaargh!

Normally I don't say anything to people committing social atrocities on public transportation because I don't want to unknowingly inflame some homicidal maniac, but I think in this situation I'd have been hard-pressed not to say something. I mean, EW.

Robert said...

Ooh, I'm sorry that you had to see that! Hmm, guess they're made for one another...

David said...

I wouldn't blame that on NYC, gross behavior is a national pandemic.

Tuna Girl said...

Egad! Patrick and I saw a straight couple doing the same thing in line at Six Flags. Patrick actually staggered back when he realized what they were doing.

I just had a full body shiver. Eww.

MzOuiser said...

Oh for the love of GOD. How disgusting. WTF INDEED!?

myke said...

EEEEEWWWW!

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Crash said...

Yea!!!! My first comment spam. And four of them right in a row. I'll be deleting the hell out of them right now.

Zeitzeuge said...

Well....guess I'll never tell you what brian tries to do to me while I'm brushing my teeth in the morning.

Pua; Bakin' and Tendin' Bar said...

Ick. There are some things that you just can't unsee! I'm sorry for you my Sweet!