While working out on the elliptical machine tonight, I was faced with two choices:
1) Watch the big TV screen which some mouth-breathing moron had tuned to Wife Swap;
2) Watch the perky asses of the hot dancer boys who were using the machines in front of me as they swayed seductively back and forth.
Wanna guess which I chose?
There’s a Ken Doll for Everyone Now: WATCH
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