While working out on the elliptical machine tonight, I was faced with two choices:
1) Watch the big TV screen which some mouth-breathing moron had tuned to Wife Swap;
or
2) Watch the perky asses of the hot dancer boys who were using the machines in front of me as they swayed seductively back and forth.
Wanna guess which I chose?
No Gifts
2 days ago
7 comments:
Is this actually a question?
I'm sure you went with the Perky Asses.
Wouldn't we all? :)
New TV show idea: "Perky Ass Swap"
Whichever one would increase your heart rate the most, of course. It's all about your health, after all.
Sometimes the hot guys are the only reason I drag myself to the gym. Sometimes they flash me! And sometimes I grope them.
I think I'm getting a reputation.
With the drama of it all, I'm going to say Wife Swap.
I think maybe you rotated every little bit perky ass/wife swap...2..3..4. wife swap/perky ass...2..3...well, you get the idea. :)
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