Monday, August 21, 2006

Choices

While working out on the elliptical machine tonight, I was faced with two choices:

1) Watch the big TV screen which some mouth-breathing moron had tuned to Wife Swap;

or

2) Watch the perky asses of the hot dancer boys who were using the machines in front of me as they swayed seductively back and forth.

Wanna guess which I chose?

7 comments:

dpaste said...

Is this actually a question?

Mark Floyd-Thaut said...

I'm sure you went with the Perky Asses.

Wouldn't we all? :)

palochi said...

New TV show idea: "Perky Ass Swap"

Jeffrey Ricker said...

Whichever one would increase your heart rate the most, of course. It's all about your health, after all.

Tuna Girl said...

Sometimes the hot guys are the only reason I drag myself to the gym. Sometimes they flash me! And sometimes I grope them.

I think I'm getting a reputation.

Jase said...

With the drama of it all, I'm going to say Wife Swap.

ScottK said...

I think maybe you rotated every little bit perky ass/wife swap...2..3..4. wife swap/perky ass...2..3...well, you get the idea. :)