Most of you are already in the know, but for those of you who aren't, today is Famous Author Rob Byrnes' birthday.
Now, no one is really sure how old FARB is. Some people claim that he is a young-looking 56 years old. Others claim that he's an old-looking 36. Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in between. Personally, I'm pretty sure I saw him in one of Matthew Brady's photographs, handing a martini to Abe Lincoln.
Regardless, as long as he can feast on the blood of the young and innocent to keep decrepitude at bay, Famous Author Rob Byrnes will be around for many more years.
Of course, living in New York, finding youth and innocence might be kind of hard. Better buy him a drink while you can.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Byrnes.
It's also Brock Simpson's 36th birthday. I'm pretty sure Rob used to babysit for him.