Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Feliz Cumpleanos

Most of you are already in the know, but for those of you who aren't, today is Famous Author Rob Byrnes' birthday.

Now, no one is really sure how old FARB is. Some people claim that he is a young-looking 56 years old. Others claim that he's an old-looking 36. Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in between. Personally, I'm pretty sure I saw him in one of Matthew Brady's photographs, handing a martini to Abe Lincoln.

Regardless, as long as he can feast on the blood of the young and innocent to keep decrepitude at bay, Famous Author Rob Byrnes will be around for many more years.

Of course, living in New York, finding youth and innocence might be kind of hard. Better buy him a drink while you can.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Byrnes.

It's also Brock Simpson's 36th birthday. I'm pretty sure Rob used to babysit for him.

13 comments:

Rob Byrnes said...

Happy Birthday to Brock!!! I think it's so cool that he's played a different character in every "Prom Night" movie! He's my hero.

Anonymous said...

Um... and I hear it's your birthday as well.

Happy birthday, Crash! Nice meeting you (again) on Saturday night!

Tin Man

David said...

TODAY IS CRASH'S BIRTHDAY. Don't let him deflect attention away from himself, modest soul that he is. I hear he would like to receive zombie paraphanalia as gifts. Love, D

PatCH said...

And a WONDERFUL happy birthday to you too, Crash! xoxo...

Anonymous said...

Hope YOU have a great birthday!!! And a wonderful year!!!

Zeitzeuge said...

Uh huh, trying to sneak out without letting us know. ;)

Happy Birthday boo boo!

Hot Toddy said...

I wish I could give you a birthday kiss!

Nicole said...

Happy birthday! Wow. Two birthdays. Now I really need to go out and drink.

Jess said...

Happy Birthday, Crash!

Lee said...

Happy birthday, Crash!!

Anonymous said...

Darn it! I missed your birthday yesterday too. I should have given you a birthday kiss last weekend.

I hope it was a happy one.

Tuna Girl said...

Darn it agian! That was me posting anonymously. I'm trying to keep a low profile. I'm shy. Can't you tell?

Flip X said...

Happy belated bday, Crash! :o) Almost a bday buddy. lol

Damn, that makes four Dec 8 people that I know now... Must've been a lotta love goin' on in early March. :o|

...Hey, that's when Sydney's Mardi Gras is on! :oD