Why, when that nasty, nasty Sen. Kerry mentioned their daughter's homosexuality in a national forum, they were seething. How dare he use their family? How dare he make it personal? They voiced their opposition loudly and immediately.
So what was their reaction when Republican bat-shit-crazy carpetbagger Alan Keyes called their daughter a selfish hedonist?
Quoth the Cheneys: " "
Hmmm.
What did Dick and Lynne have to say when 'Rev.' Falwell and his google-eyed lap dog Pat Robertson blamed the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11 on feminists, gays and lesbians?
Quoth the Cheneys: " "
When 'Rev.' Fred Phelps bravely takes on dead people and their grieving families by showing up with his hillbilly minions at their funerals and cursing them, what do Dick and Lynne say?
Quoth the Cheneys: " "
When Dick Santorum said that homosexuality was morally wrong, what was the Cheneys' response?
Quoth the Cheneys: " "
So I offer the following words of comfort and support to Dick and his lovely wife Lynne in this, their time of crisis:
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P.S. It seems Alan Keyes has a daughter who is a selfish hedonist. That's okay, Alan, the people of
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There's this song one of my cabaret performer friends sometimes does in his act (of whom you sort of look like a younger version, by the way) called "You're In Denial" or something like that. I wish I had a copy of the lyrics because everytime I see the Cheneys not-respond to any of this crap, it pops into my head.
"You're in denial... COMPLETE denial... "
Maybe we could do a BandAid thing with gays and lesbians all singing it together and dedicate it to them?
What I don't understand is how they're making such a huge deal about it, as if Edwards didn't mention it in the Veep debate and put Cheney in the awkward position of thanking him stiffly before changing the subject... do they honestly believe that no one watched more than one of the four debates? Obviously so, since I've seen no mention of that in any of the discussions... I did see a mention of Lynne Cheney's lesbian love fantasy in her pulp novel, though, on This Modern World...
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