Friday, October 22, 2004

Chupacabras News

This absolutely made my day. It seems a couple of people threw custard pies at Ann Coulter. Republicans are up in arms about this because, of course, they see it as a conspiracy by Democrats to . . . well, they're not sure exactly, but it's a conspiracy.

I know the truth. It was a misguided attempt by PETA to get food to the emaciated Ms. Coulter, who is clearly being starved by her trainers.

I guess they forgot that chupacabras don't eat pies.

6 comments:

jwer said...

I recommend referring to her as "Man Coulter" from now on, and, if pressed, cite her "Madam's Apple"... I mean, come on, it's not even CONVINCING drag...

palochi said...

Bet you $5 it was GoB and TOH. :-)

Anonymous said...

ann coulter is the worst of the worst. what a complete and total bitch.

myke
mezzanine.nu

MzOuiser said...

Oh man! I haven't heard Chupacabras referred to since the second season of the X-Files.

Pie that blonde bitch. She's a disgrace to the female profession.

Lee said...

Yeah! Leave to the Ooh of Ahh to have that done. A slight correction to the article you linked to - the names of the pie throwers were released. Two 24 y.o. men. Dunno if they were connected to the Ooh of Ahh or not, tho.

Jalal said...

I like opinionated men!