Threw out my back.
Thought the pain would go away after going to the physical therapist.
It didn't; it worsened.
I will perform sexual favors for anyone willing to come over to my apartment with Percocet.
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If the stories I hear are true, I'd need to be doped up on pain killers and muscle relaxants. That being said, I'll leave the door unlocked for you.
No Percs, but how about a lap dance from two San Franciscans?
How about Percocet AND Vicodin? We'll call it an orgy of relief.
Uh huh....just being the good ho I trained you to be....don't make Wayne Brady have to choke-a-bitch...
Waitaminute... I thought you were supposed to have sex FIRST, THEN you get injured doing it, THEN you take lots of drugs? At least, that's how I've been doing it. Babycakes, we need to talk about your prioritizations here -- the order is all wonked up, I think. :-)
(And to think I have a whole big bottle of Vicodin sitting at home in my dresser drawer. My big chance is blown once again. So near, yet so far away... *pout*)
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