Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Help

Threw out my back.

Thought the pain would go away after going to the physical therapist.

It didn't; it worsened.

I will perform sexual favors for anyone willing to come over to my apartment with Percocet.

9 comments:

Pony said...

Sexual favors with you just lying there doped up on pain killers and muscle relaxants???

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Crash said...
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Crash said...

If the stories I hear are true, I'd need to be doped up on pain killers and muscle relaxants. That being said, I'll leave the door unlocked for you.

God of Biscuits said...

No Percs, but how about a lap dance from two San Franciscans?

Hugo said...

How about Percocet AND Vicodin? We'll call it an orgy of relief.

Brian, the 646 Guy said...

Uh huh....just being the good ho I trained you to be....don't make Wayne Brady have to choke-a-bitch...

palochi said...

Waitaminute... I thought you were supposed to have sex FIRST, THEN you get injured doing it, THEN you take lots of drugs? At least, that's how I've been doing it. Babycakes, we need to talk about your prioritizations here -- the order is all wonked up, I think. :-)

(And to think I have a whole big bottle of Vicodin sitting at home in my dresser drawer. My big chance is blown once again. So near, yet so far away... *pout*)

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