1) I have a Dell desktop and laptop. When I buy my next computer it's going to be a Mac laptop, because PCs suck.
2) When I was little, I wanted to be able to turn invisible as my superpower. Little did I know that I would eventually have that superpower, but that it only works in gay bars.
3) I'm in the Midwest on business. It's very flat, but there are lots of lakes and the people all are blond.
4) The fact that I'm from NY doesn't help me pull in bars.
5) I'm so fucking tired, but I'm also very hungry. I haven't decided which impulse will win.
6) And did I mention that the drinks are $3? I'm so fucking wasted that even if I did pull, nothing would happen.
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2 hours ago
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You didn't say where you were. I just got back from a 3 week trip to Iowa. It's flat and everyone's blond there as well. There was only one bar in the town I was visiting, and I was too afraid to visit. But you are right, a beer with tip is only 3 bucks there.
Yay for the Midwest! :)
Those $3 drinks are how we can stand to stay in the Midwest, honey....
Oh, go ahead and pull. You never know. :)
And you're obviously not in Chicago. The only place here you can find a $3 drink is at CellBlock on Tuesday specials night. Which, may I add, is a mighty fine thing and I highly recommend it.
There is a bar in Portland that has $1 drink night on Thursdays -- anything you want! Alas, I'm with you -- drinking on a weeknight is a bad idea. And for all Portland's much-touted public transit system, unless the weather is great, it's still not very convenient at all (and awfully slow...) to take the bus. But if I don't, $1 drinks and driving don't mix! URGH. So mostly I drink at home. :(
PS, if you are ever in Seattle, go to The Cuff. I went last weekend for the first time and really had fun, which is saying something because I'm the most uptight stick in the mud I know. It ran the whole gamut of types and ages, and there was a big contingent of "normal" guys, if you know what I mean. People were very friendly. At least, I assume that guy who was grinding his butt into my crotch on the dancefloor was being friendly...? I have a history of misreading these things.
funny - i thought i was the only one who had the power of invisibility in gay bars... hehehe.
I wish Mac laptops would get better batteries. they're terrible.
I have both, and the next computer I'm getting will be a PC.
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