Sunday, April 06, 2008

Charlton Heston

Just heard Charlton Heston died. I guess someone can finally get that rifle away from him now.

On the down side, America is no longer safe from hoards of marauding apes.

On the up side, today's shipment of soylent green will be slightly larger.

3 comments:

Lee said...

Well, those damned dirty apes finally can get their stinking paws off him.

Jess said...

Isn't it amazing how prominent such a mediocre actor became? Oh wait, I just remembered Reagan. I guess it's not so amazing.

jwer said...

Your second sentence makes me indescribably happy, and I shall be using it without attribution forthwith!