The headline I'd love to see

Bush Denies Racial Component to Government's Efforts After Storm; Claims Critics Are Uppity and Shiftless

Well, the first part of that was an actual headline, but you could almost imagine the second part being said.

And did you see that Michael Brown just resigned? Let's see. Incompotent. Left in disgrace. Trail of death and destruction behind him.

Yep, he's a shoe-in for the next Presidential Medal of Freedom