Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' has tasty opening
And while I mean no disrespect to the 'opening' of Mr. Depp's 'chocolate factory' or, indeed, to any other part of his anatomy, I have to say 'eeeeeeewwwwwww'.
Thank God they didn't use a headline like that for John Waters' movie 'Pecker'.
Ball and Sweater
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