It appears that I won the Academy Award for best picture last night. As a rule, I tend not to photograph well, so if any of you more technologically-minded youngsters could send me a copy of whatever picture of me it was that won the award, I'd be forever in your debt.
All I need now is a Tony, Grammy and Emmy and I can legitimately call myself the Rita Moreno of my generation.
No Gifts
2 days ago
4 comments:
You need help. A lot of it.
I didn't even THINK of this. Crash, the movie, was contrived and crass and embarrassing. Crash, the Man, the Myth, the Legend, is a True Original.
(I cannot believe I completely didn't hit this joke before you did. -grin-)
Just know that you're nothing but a poor Altman imitation and either two gay cowboys or Truman Capote should've trumped your ass. Or all three at the same time. Over and over. -big grin-
(I mean, c'mon. Tony "Yo Angela" Danza somehow ends up in an Academy Award winning film? Please. Exactly when did I wake up in that alternate universe again?)
OH honey, it's just a matter of time. ;)
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