Monday, March 06, 2006

You like me!

It appears that I won the Academy Award for best picture last night. As a rule, I tend not to photograph well, so if any of you more technologically-minded youngsters could send me a copy of whatever picture of me it was that won the award, I'd be forever in your debt.

All I need now is a Tony, Grammy and Emmy and I can legitimately call myself the Rita Moreno of my generation.


David said...

You need help. A lot of it.

Alan said...

I was so excited when you won. I thought to myself, "Hey! I read that guy's blog!" It was a pretty special moment.

God of Biscuits said...

I didn't even THINK of this. Crash, the movie, was contrived and crass and embarrassing. Crash, the Man, the Myth, the Legend, is a True Original.

palochi said...

(I cannot believe I completely didn't hit this joke before you did. -grin-)

Just know that you're nothing but a poor Altman imitation and either two gay cowboys or Truman Capote should've trumped your ass. Or all three at the same time. Over and over. -big grin-

(I mean, c'mon. Tony "Yo Angela" Danza somehow ends up in an Academy Award winning film? Please. Exactly when did I wake up in that alternate universe again?)

mark said...

OH honey, it's just a matter of time. ;)

Mark said...

Or the Marvin Hamlisch of your time. Or the Mel Brooks of your time. (I think that they won all four too.)