Wednesday, February 15, 2006

And now for something completely different

Sorry for yesterday's self-pity post. In a variety of ways, the last couple of weeks have sucked. But as the philosopher says, what doesn't kill us, leaves us in agonizing, soul-crushing pain, screaming for death's sweet embrace.

Anyhoo.

Despite my general bad mood and The Blizzard of Aught Six, I saw two shows this weekend. Well, in point of fact, I had to review them, so I couldn't bail, which is what I really, really wanted to do.

So, the shows were Edenville and Kiss and Cry. Both were good shows (and full of eye candy). Edenville has one of the guys from Dante's Cove, a gay soap opera/supernatural thriller/mini-series thing that was on the Here! on demand channel. The guy was way cuter in person.

Anyway, I think Kiss and Cry was the better show, but both of them were worth checking out. Especially since the tickets are reasonably priced.

Last night I attended WYSIWYG's Worst. Sex. Ever. show which was marvelous, as usual. I'll write a little more about it once I dig out from under the pile of work (and two theatre reviews) that I have to do, but I will leave you with these topics that were covered: underwater cunnilingus performed by Jacques Cousteau; a war between good and evil fought over a vagina; various instances of vomitting on genitalia; and plenty of other stories that make my worst experiences seem okay.

Well, except for the guy I went out with who wanted me to spit in his mouth. That still kind of icks me.

Anyway, more about WYSIWYG later.

9 comments:

Alan said...

Spit in his mouth?! On purpose??

Jess said...

Yeah, that's kinda weird.

Sorry it's been a rough couple of weeks, but I hope things are looking up now.

God of Biscuits said...

Different kind of GoBbers. :)

Mark said...

I remember being in some sleazy bar that showed porn videos, and feeling a bit queasy when the scene evolved into two guys spitting alternately into the other's mouth.

Nasty (and not in a good way).

Mark said...

I remember being in some sleazy bar that showed porn videos, and feeling a bit queasy when the scene evolved into two guys spitting alternately into the other's mouth.

Nasty (and not in a good way).

Sherry said...

Your comment made me and Dan laugh lots this morning.

I once had a boyfriend who thought it was funny to hold coke in his mouth until it went warm and flat and then kiss me and let it go in my mouth. Not as bad as spitting, but needless to say we are no longer together.

palochi said...

Speaking of what Sherry said...

I used to date this guy who was big into giving and getting a blowjob while he had a mouthful of Coke. He said the fizz made the sensation more exciting. I never quite figured out the thrill of it. However, sometimes when I have a can of Coke now, I think about sex.

palochi said...

Speaking of what Sherry said...

I used to date this guy who was big into giving and getting a blowjob while he had a mouthful of Coke. He said the fizz made the sensation more exciting. I never quite figured out the thrill of it. However, sometimes when I have a can of Coke now, I think about sex.

Wanton Wonton said...

that would kinda freak me out as well...i don't want to spit in anyone's mouth..