Thursday, May 26, 2005

Frist blames Democrats

Today's game is to take a headline from the paper (paper . . . how quaint) or online edition of said paper and add the phrase "; Frist blames Democrats" to it.

My favorites so far:

Garth Brooks proposes to Yearwood onstage; Frist blames Democrats

Ashley Judd's bus gutted in fire at film shoot; Frist blames Democrats

Angelina Jolie says she never slept with Brad Pitt; Frist blames Democrats

Bright spot on Saturn moon baffles scientists; Frist blames Democrats

Roddick eliminated again at French Open; Frist blames Democrats

Sure, it's silly and juvenile, but it's kind of funny. Let me know if you see any good ones.

5 comments:

Jess said...

The scary part is that, in reading every one of your headlines, I could see them really appearing in newspapers.

Chrisafer said...

My new favorite from the Washington Post:
Manhole Explodes in Downtown D.C.; Frist Blames Democrats

John said...

Jess, you're right, in the Washington Times.

Lee said...

From the AZ Daily Tsar...er...Star:

Six stung as 'killer' bees burst from hive Thousands of insects attack in Foothills; no one hurt badly; Frist Blamed Democrats.

(An aside - I always want to call him "Fristing")

Anonymous said...

Wildflower Feared Extinct Found in California: Frist Blames Democrats

Number of Women Smokers at 30-Year Lows: Frist Blames Democrats

Half of MBA Grads Found Jobs in 2005: Frist Blames Democrats


Huh. I think this could work out just fine.