Today's game is to take a headline from the paper (paper . . . how quaint) or online edition of said paper and add the phrase "; Frist blames Democrats" to it.
My favorites so far:
Garth Brooks proposes to Yearwood onstage; Frist blames Democrats
Ashley Judd's bus gutted in fire at film shoot; Frist blames Democrats
Angelina Jolie says she never slept with Brad Pitt; Frist blames Democrats
Bright spot on Saturn moon baffles scientists; Frist blames Democrats
Roddick eliminated again at French Open; Frist blames Democrats
Sure, it's silly and juvenile, but it's kind of funny. Let me know if you see any good ones.
Rich Cat
25 minutes ago
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The scary part is that, in reading every one of your headlines, I could see them really appearing in newspapers.
My new favorite from the Washington Post:
Manhole Explodes in Downtown D.C.; Frist Blames Democrats
Jess, you're right, in the Washington Times.
From the AZ Daily Tsar...er...Star:
Six stung as 'killer' bees burst from hive Thousands of insects attack in Foothills; no one hurt badly; Frist Blamed Democrats.
(An aside - I always want to call him "Fristing")
Wildflower Feared Extinct Found in California: Frist Blames Democrats
Number of Women Smokers at 30-Year Lows: Frist Blames Democrats
Half of MBA Grads Found Jobs in 2005: Frist Blames Democrats
Huh. I think this could work out just fine.
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