Friday, April 15, 2005

Great Headline

Woman Beats Off Burglar With Gnome

I don't think anything I write could top that.

5 comments:

Jess said...

Considering he was a burglar, she's an awfully good sport to do that for him. I just don't know how one would use a gnome for that.

(BTW, this reminds me of a story Bruce Vilanch told about his favorite headlines from when he worked on a newspaper years ago. It was during the Vietnam War, and the headline was, "Marines Beat Off 5,000 Viet Cong") :)

palochi said...

Three-ways. Gotta love 'em.

Knottyboy said...

how did she urge the gnome to handle this mans pud? Did she promise access to her silky drawers or was the gnome a punter already? Questions dear boy, I need answers.
k

Jason said...

She was in bed and grabbed one of her garden gnomes. um, what was the gnome doing in her bedroom?

:-)
Jason

Lee said...

And apparently, she was able to get to her roof where he was a toss the poor gnome at him!