Friday, April 15, 2005

Great Headline

Woman Beats Off Burglar With Gnome

I don't think anything I write could top that.


Jess said...

Considering he was a burglar, she's an awfully good sport to do that for him. I just don't know how one would use a gnome for that.

(BTW, this reminds me of a story Bruce Vilanch told about his favorite headlines from when he worked on a newspaper years ago. It was during the Vietnam War, and the headline was, "Marines Beat Off 5,000 Viet Cong") :)

palochi said...

Three-ways. Gotta love 'em.

Knottyboy said...

how did she urge the gnome to handle this mans pud? Did she promise access to her silky drawers or was the gnome a punter already? Questions dear boy, I need answers.

Jason said...

She was in bed and grabbed one of her garden gnomes. um, what was the gnome doing in her bedroom?


Lee said...

And apparently, she was able to get to her roof where he was a toss the poor gnome at him!