Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Time to Live, A Time To Die, A Time to Feast on the Blood of the Living

From tomorrow's Onion

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)Unfortunately for you, the Bible addresses the fact that there is a time to live and a time to die, but it's vague on the subject of zombies.

5 comments:

Jess said...

I love The Onion and always check my horoscope there. :)

Also, their man-on-the-street "What Do You Think" column is a favorite. This week, they asked about the Condoleeza Rice confirmation, with alleged responses that included, "Great. Now the public face of U.S. diplomacy is that of a pissed-off terrier."

I love that. :)

Tuna Girl said...

:lol: That is just wrong.

palochi said...

Zombies!!!

(runs and hides)

Jennirhiow said...

hahahhahaaaaa...

jon said...

aries horoscope info is so cheesy but we were looking at it anyway...why i dont know. I guess it is fun to play around online. Anyway, I saw your aries horoscope posts and though it was cool...Alright, well...have a great night, I am back to aries horoscope surfing LOL : )

Jon