Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Time to Live, A Time To Die, A Time to Feast on the Blood of the Living

From tomorrow's Onion

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)Unfortunately for you, the Bible addresses the fact that there is a time to live and a time to die, but it's vague on the subject of zombies.

4 comments:

Jess said...

I love The Onion and always check my horoscope there. :)

Also, their man-on-the-street "What Do You Think" column is a favorite. This week, they asked about the Condoleeza Rice confirmation, with alleged responses that included, "Great. Now the public face of U.S. diplomacy is that of a pissed-off terrier."

I love that. :)

Tuna Girl said...

:lol: That is just wrong.

palochi said...

Zombies!!!

(runs and hides)

Jennirhiow said...

hahahhahaaaaa...