From tomorrow's Onion
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)Unfortunately for you, the Bible addresses the fact that there is a time to live and a time to die, but it's vague on the subject of zombies.
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I love The Onion and always check my horoscope there. :)
Also, their man-on-the-street "What Do You Think" column is a favorite. This week, they asked about the Condoleeza Rice confirmation, with alleged responses that included, "Great. Now the public face of U.S. diplomacy is that of a pissed-off terrier."
I love that. :)
:lol: That is just wrong.
Zombies!!!
(runs and hides)
hahahhahaaaaa...
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