Wednesday, December 03, 2003

After a rather interesting cardiac episode on Monday, I've decided to cut way back on my caffeine consumption.

This is my second day. I've had one cup of tea since Monday afternoon.

My normal caffeine intake was: one XL Duncan Donuts coffee, a couple of sodas, one Venti Starbucks coffee and then a couple more sodas.

I repeat: I've had one cup of tea.

I'm torn between wanting to crawl under my desk and hit my head against the floor until I'm unconscious and wanting to rip the head off of someone who is irritating me then drink the blood straight from their still-beating heart.

Sadly, neither of these is an option where I work.

I'm really, really ready for my head to stop pounding.

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